me: *rattles the doorknob a bit while trying to lock it*
family: *goes quiet in the living room*
mom: do you think shes coming out?
dad: id be surprised if she was. its not even 10am
me: *goes back to bed because i literally only got up to lock the door so i could masturbate*
# nice family ive got # nice person i am lmao # boozey babbles
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